Day9 - What I think about EDUCATION

The harder I try the further I am away from my target. I checked my weight today and I have moved from light weight to feather weight :(, while my sisters are eating up I am losing flesh. Today in church I was so restless, the hydrochloric acid in my stomach fed on the walls of my duodenum, my mind constantly couldn't concentrate on the words from the pastor. I have learnt my lesson always try to have 3 square meals a day before sunday service.

Education in the general sense is any act or experience that has a formative effect on the mind, character, or physical ability of an individual. What you are about reading is my own view so if you disagree keep that to yourself.

Education is of very high importance because I believe the elite rule the world. Let's keep it aside that the worlds 2nd richest man dropped out of school, that's a sign of luck or let's just leave it as fate. Today google the top elite men and women of our generation and you would discover they have an educational background. I hate when I see illiterates it weakens my heart and that is Nigeria's main corruption problem, too many dim dumb f**ks in power.

I am too weak to continue this post but I really think Education to a certain point is important. At least just get a school cert, english and understanding the ethics and ethos of life would take you far. I can't even wait to further my education, just some few minutes ago I was discussing with Jim Egbele about furthering my education and he seemed proud of me, countries I didn't even want to apply to he encouraged me because it just seems I am in a tunnel and I am closer to the part with light.

Education is stressful, it goes on and on, knowledge is life long, we all learn everyday. It just seems like we are never going to get to the end but trust me it is highly needed. Rome was not built in a day little by little it becomes harder but when you look at the past you shake your head and say it wasn't that hard. I have tried my possible best not to waste my parents money on me in any way, I owe them a lot that is why I put my almost best in all I do.

Hmmm that reminds me I wasn't born smart *now popping collar* I just remembered the days of carry 27th and 21st out of about 30 in nursery school, I was just a big mumu *smh*. My story changed in primary 1 when I hit my highest position of 3rd by pry 2 I was 1st,1st,1st, by 3 I was 1st 1st 1st, by 4 I was 2nd,2nd,2nd. By 5 I was 1st,2nd,2nd, best graduating student in maths,514/600 in common entrance. By year 7 I was 1st,1st,1st, year 8 2nd,2nd,2nd,God knows if I catch Aime I would slaughter him. It goes on by year 10 I was best in maths again, year 11 best in geography and ended up best graduating geography student again. I know in JAMB I was meant to get about 307 if they didn't cancel my center *yimu*. Anyway that's it started uni on a first class till I slid away from there it was probably not meant for me but I am proud of my CGPA.

I know my haters are out there pondering what's wrong with this proud boy I know your educational background is better but sometimes a man has got to brag. I am not the brightest of students not even in my house my 2 younger sisters especially the youngest I think they stole all the grey matter in my head plus theirs, they are geniuses.

I am tired of typing I am not even in the best of moods cause I 8 2 be an arsenal fan right now.
Regards,
Ehi Egbele
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Day8 - What I ate Today

Its almost 2130hours and I can say today has not been one of the best of my days. I got back late from a vigil last night barely had 4hours of sleep and I was back on my feet doing my weekend cleaning of both my room and the parlour.

Midday struck and I had toasted bread with orange juice as my first meal of the day while I observed the weather, I needed the sun at its peak before setting out to spray my car. I practically spent the whole day at the mechanic's. Etisalat my service provider did not help matters, twitter,bbm,mails nothing was working just me and DJ Bigshoe's mix.

I actually thought the work was a lil job but panel beating and spraying took the whole day before I could blink it was sun down, I had not eaten lunch and I don't do them mama-put. I just saw a girl selling boiled groundnut and I made my fastest move. The work was complete and I was free to go home and eat.

Got home this night and my elder sister was asleep, I don't know if she was observing siesta non of my business. Laziness took control of my body so I did not bother cooking anything. Right now I am seated in my parlour soaking ijebu garri and watching 2010 award winning movie "The Hurt Locker", great stuff I tell you. I know I would sleep and wake up in search of food but all I can say for now is God dey!!
Regards,
Ehi Egbele
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Day7 - Five Pet Peeves

Yipeeee!!!!! Day 7 is here, actually thought I would never make it this far. Anyway no time for side talks straight to business, am about to go in for a movie so its its going to be really short.
Pet peeves 8-| am actually rolling my eyes. I just hope you know the meaning anyway google is always your friend. It actually means specific behaviours of someone close such as a spouse, pet peeves may actually seem acceptable to others.

1. Chimneys
I hate chimneys :|. I call people that smoke chimneys, they disgust the last bit of me. Please don't crucify me yet, for a guy to smoke no wahala, I have many chimneys as ma close friends but when you are a girl and try it that's it I lose my faith in you it is just too irresponsible of you no matter how hawt you are you are off my damn list. By the way I don't smoke, neva tasted one may never taste one :D

2. Tattoos and Piercings
Not as bad as I think they are, in fact I like a few. Its not bad having tattoos or nose piercings or belly button holes or even 4 earring holes. The part I hate is when the tattoos are so razz I mean danfo conductor kinda tattoos that are so irritating then your off my list. Forgot to add if you have 4 earring holes and wear 4 earrings don't even come near me :|

3. Pots
I think its spelt ports or pots. Anyone abeg, you know what I am talking about. When alcohol fills your belly and you now walk like a pregnant man with your front shooting out that's the definition. My friend and I started a research and noticed girls of nowadays don't want to leave the pots for the men even when they are not pregnant. Its disheartening a pretty young lady having pots!!! Like WTH. Try regular sit ups and exercises to keep you in shape, please and leave it for we the men. Don't worry I am too skinny for pots.

4. Too Much asking
I am not your father oo!! Please stop all this buy me this buy me that ahn ahn it is too much my salary is not that big neither are we dating. Before you ask me, let me in my romantic mood make the offer not you pouring it all down on me. I know I am too nice that doesn't mean take advantage of me. Wish I could swear I love down to earth girls. Some of them imagine been on the other side and offer me gifts and all. I respect you cause when you do that I revenge.

5. Punctuality
Don't worry I have leaved with girls all my life, they are never just punctual. I love giving girls an hour extra but come latter than 60mins and it turns me off. Its in their genes to be late *now screaming why?!!!* on sundays my lil sister starts her makeup and we are all going late for sunday school, on weekdays my elder sister starts straightening her hair and I don't get a good parking space at work that day.

Got to get back to my movie the Rise of the planets of apes :D
P.s don't mind the spelling errors.
Regards,
Ehi Egbele
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Day6 - My views on MainStream Music

Mainstream is generally the common current thought of the majority. Mainstream music denotes music that is familiar and unthreatening to the masses....(Wiki helped with this)

I am the wrongest person to ask about music I would get the grade after F9 if I was to take a test on it. I started listening to music in my 1st year of the university(2006) thanks to my roomie and closest friend who flooded my head with different rock songs especially coldplay.

For me any kind of music goes mainstream or no mainstream but it is funny how a song comes out no matter how useless the contents it spreads like wild fire and becomes a hit-track ie Oliver by Dbanj. I have no problem with mainstream music as far as it is accepted by the society. Let's try and break it down, a song is released and it doesn't to make sense but all the stations on the radio keep playing it, all the clubs you go you hear it, its almost impossible for you not to whistle it or try to sing it after hearing it over and over again.

Let me use myself as an example I love Lady Gaga's songs (yes I said it and I am not the anti-christ), the way she sings just gets me going I know I am beginning to sound occultic but to me once I block my ears and hear her ish m in a world of my own, I feel at ease no matter who has hurt me or broken my heart :D

I know I digressed from my topic of the day but I tried naa, who am I to criticise what the public likes. That's it am out of here but before I go I think Nigerians are really doing good stuff in the music industry we are coming up. Shout out to Mo hits, Choc boiz, Tu Baba and the rest you know yourselves.
Regards,
Ehi Egbele
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Day5 - Things I Want To Say To An Ex

I kept wishing this day wouldn't come, I mean to blog about this topic because to me its not just right let the past remain history. Damn this my running nose, its making me think of a lot of bullshit.

I have been privileged to be a ladies man *now popping collar* I really wish in my silly mind. I have had more than one girlfriend and only God knows where this post can land me tomorrow so if your one of my ex's and you come across this do not take offence, I am going to try my best not to be too particular about anybody so here it goes:

In Reme mode *Reme is my alter ego* each and everyone of you can come and kiss my black hairy a** I don't give two about any of you, that's life for you it sucks so badly, you got me used and dumped me like a menstrual rag may you not find a husband better than me. x__+

Let's rewind and imagine Reme never existed... Now this is Ehi talking. You all taught me how to love and be loved, though we had moments that couldn't last forever it was worthwhile with each and everyone of you. I am the happiest person on earth as we still remain friends. Without you I might still have been in my bubble(a world of my own), shy and stupid, you gave me the courage to walk up to any girl in the world no matter how hawt and speak my mind even though I still jonz and don't make that move.

Our relationship mattered a lot, even when we split and I thought I would never be able to get over each of you and move on God saw me through. Our love moments, our arguing moments they still cross my mind , I am glad that whenever our paths cross I can still be comfortable with you, crack jokes even slap and pull your cheeks as far as your not with a ring on your left hand finger and not with your kids. Its still funny how I picked you all out of the flock of existing girls, its even funnier how I asked you out because believe me that's the hardest part for me.

Time for Ehireme to say his part (Ehireme is the combination of both but very proud). I know when you see me you still have that lil crush is your heart and your mind whispers to you I am proud I dated that young responsible man I wish we could go back in time and correct our errors and live happily ever after. Yimu to all of you.
The End

It wasn't that bad, I feel like shedding tears, didn't know what to write at first but as I started thoughts of each and every one of them kept flooding my mind, I guess they are forever part of me. My prayer for them is that they meet the flesh of their flesh and bone of their bone who is better of than me. The truth about my relationships is that they keep me confined to one woman, but outside relationships I just keep flirting and crushing on different ladies. I am a woman wrapper right?!

Regards,
Ehi Egbele
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Day4 - Bullet Your Whole Day

My heart is pacing awkwardly *Reme calm down*. Today was so damn stressful but thank God its almost over. Here it goes:

~Woke up by 4.30am
~Stood up by 5am to read my open heavens but slept back
~woke up again 6am
~had morning devotion with my sister
~had my morning shower
~prepared breakfast for us
~drove to the vulcaniser to change my deflated tyre
~ended up changing tyre by myself
~walked back home to change shirt n wash my face
~got to work very late
~closed from work and had to repair my tyre
~got home quite early
~read blogs (Bella and Lindaikeji)
~answered pings and monitored TL
~cooked my dinner because I didn't want to eat eba and ogbono *ewww*
~ate dinner and read football websites
~washed the dishes and locked up the house
~watched an episode of entourage
~typed my blog
~went back to bed
Regards,
Ehi Egbele
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Day3 - A BooK I Love

I am no longer the reading type. Laziness!! you can't blame me, these days its hard to get home and still have time to read....in my opinion blackberries have ruined the world in a way, each time I get home I have to reply the numerous pings and tweets as a celeb *winks*and that is how time slips away.

I was privileged to go to a good school where we were forced to read a book a week and summarize by weekend. It did not stop there I ended up becoming the library prefect. I used to love novels I think I got it from my first sister, but actually those days I was not chasing girls or doing something silly, I occupied myself by reading. I can boast of reading about 20 novels in my lifetime and I know it is few compared to the library of books others have read. Ranging from the action filled Robert Ludlum to Mafia by Mario Puzo to law by John Grisham, God bless Sydney Sheldon and may his soul rest in peace, I can't believe I almost finished all his collection about 4 left I really need to get back to reading :).

The book I love the most is "If Tomorrow Comes" I can read that book again and again it was written by Sydney Sheldon. I can't really remember a lot about it but it was BaD trust me, in case you have not read it holla I would personally get a copy for you. It was about a young lady who was set up and taken to prison, she planned her very own escape just like scofield of prison-break sorry to break your heart she never got to escape but was freed I think, I just hope I am right.

The suspense was mad, she was out for vengeance to get the people that threw her into jail. She became a con-artist from washing of real dollar bill notes to playing chess with the two best in the world at the same time to stealing of precious stones from I think the museum I do not want to lie. There was this cop that was on her trail he chased her from half of the book to the very last page. The last scene as I played it in my head while I read was about money or she stole from a bank, just imagine the movie "Italian Job" that was how it was. I don't think there is any point writing about this book again I need my copy :| #thatisall

I just hope someday I get my reading mojo back, I miss the good old days :(. Year 11 days in hi-school were fun, I read newspapers, mags, dictionaries I wonder what went wrong. It is well with my soul.

Regards,
Ehi Egbele
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