*whew*

This journey get as e be. I am under intense stress atm, I have rained so many curses on God knows who, of course this useless traffic. I have been in it for the past four hours. You think you have been in traffic before, hold it *dont mention 3rd mainland traffic or ajah traffic* I can slap you from here if you try it. When I mean dead I mean dead.

This is the worst road trip I have encountered since the late 80's I was conceived. I have managed to be in a couple of road trips and trust me its fun depending on your movement. I have travelled in a military convoy from gidi to abuja, it was fun, at least my old man was there. Hehehe military men have an insane side, they beat up a cab driver all because he almost brushed one of the cars, in fact remaining small na to handcuff him and carry to somewhere that wouldn't have been funny. I have travelled from gidi to ife in a chevron convoy 80km/hr too much swag.

Movement occurs after every 20minutes about 7phases of intense traffic with so many trailers on the gullified road. Benin-Ore road is really in a state of macabre dance take a trip and you may hate your life forever, its really that bad. Slowly and surely we shall get there, I am really in need of ice-block to calm this head-ache but I cannot trust anyone on this road again. An elderly woman just sold Hob Nobs to me that had expired some years ago *i am not in the mood of swearing for her* trust me no one messes with a benin boy. This traffic seems un-ending, time to take a bow, ma second battery is almost gone.

Finally I can see "welcome to igbenedion university" I am irritated but I thank God for bringing me this far, and also etisalat for delivering ma pings and messages in real time!!!
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Na so we see aM

OMG!!! This silly alarm never seizes to frustrate me. I wonder why sometimes it just always remembers to disturb a hard earned dream. I am so weak and weary, my body hurts me everyday all because I wanted a bigger bed, I dismantled my bed frame and now sleep on the floor *shaking my hed*. Anyway that is not why we are here, memories of yesterday keep flashing back not just because of the most useless film "Sucker Punch" that I saw but because I was with her. I looked her in her eyes and my mind travelled back to that very Tuesday in June 2010, the day we first met under the rain, heheheh "tongue out" that story is for the future when we get married *ilike to whyne myself sha" dreams come true jare but the truth is there are some people you will forever have a soft spot for.

It seems too early for all these, people jogging, people hustling, people already arguing with conductor for change, people hawking haba!!! Las gidi I will miss you there is never a place like home. Enroute Edo state :| I am not really prepared for this, I hate changing my environment, I don't mean changing like going to NY or ATL I mean inter-state travelling within Naija, I even hate going to Abuja irrespective of my parents giving me a royal treatment I am fine and love my hood. If I stand my ground and say Reme aint going to Edo all those pep talks about me being a man and some day I will go back to the village and settle down, I am not interested in such traditional ish!!! If I have my way and I pray I do have it nothing like trad wedding #notime if you like hate me I am just being me we live in the jet age.

What's on my mind?! So much is there, trying to have a sneak peak of the future, trust me it hurts ma brain cells, lets just leave it at its going to be a mystery. Engr Reme that's the name on the wedding program, I am one of the grooms men chai!!! Never done such never imagined doing it. I believe it took more than jazz for me to agree to be part of this wedding. We all try something new once in our lives. I will get back to this we have barely even started this God knows how many hours journey and my phone battery has 3.5 bars of life *angry smiley I h8 this damn fone*. Stretches and cracks knuckles, hold on tight I will be back in a few....
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