This journey get as e be. I am under intense stress atm, I have rained so many curses on God knows who, of course this useless traffic. I have been in it for the past four hours. You think you have been in traffic before, hold it *dont mention 3rd mainland traffic or ajah traffic* I can slap you from here if you try it. When I mean dead I mean dead.
This is the worst road trip I have encountered since the late 80's I was conceived. I have managed to be in a couple of road trips and trust me its fun depending on your movement. I have travelled in a military convoy from gidi to abuja, it was fun, at least my old man was there. Hehehe military men have an insane side, they beat up a cab driver all because he almost brushed one of the cars, in fact remaining small na to handcuff him and carry to somewhere that wouldn't have been funny. I have travelled from gidi to ife in a chevron convoy 80km/hr too much swag.
Movement occurs after every 20minutes about 7phases of intense traffic with so many trailers on the gullified road. Benin-Ore road is really in a state of macabre dance take a trip and you may hate your life forever, its really that bad. Slowly and surely we shall get there, I am really in need of ice-block to calm this head-ache but I cannot trust anyone on this road again. An elderly woman just sold Hob Nobs to me that had expired some years ago *i am not in the mood of swearing for her* trust me no one messes with a benin boy. This traffic seems un-ending, time to take a bow, ma second battery is almost gone.
Finally I can see "welcome to igbenedion university" I am irritated but I thank God for bringing me this far, and also etisalat for delivering ma pings and messages in real time!!!
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