Day4 - Bullet Your Whole Day

My heart is pacing awkwardly *Reme calm down*. Today was so damn stressful but thank God its almost over. Here it goes:

~Woke up by 4.30am
~Stood up by 5am to read my open heavens but slept back
~woke up again 6am
~had morning devotion with my sister
~had my morning shower
~prepared breakfast for us
~drove to the vulcaniser to change my deflated tyre
~ended up changing tyre by myself
~walked back home to change shirt n wash my face
~got to work very late
~closed from work and had to repair my tyre
~got home quite early
~read blogs (Bella and Lindaikeji)
~answered pings and monitored TL
~cooked my dinner because I didn't want to eat eba and ogbono *ewww*
~ate dinner and read football websites
~washed the dishes and locked up the house
~watched an episode of entourage
~typed my blog
~went back to bed
Regards,
Ehi Egbele
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Day3 - A BooK I Love

I am no longer the reading type. Laziness!! you can't blame me, these days its hard to get home and still have time to read....in my opinion blackberries have ruined the world in a way, each time I get home I have to reply the numerous pings and tweets as a celeb *winks*and that is how time slips away.

I was privileged to go to a good school where we were forced to read a book a week and summarize by weekend. It did not stop there I ended up becoming the library prefect. I used to love novels I think I got it from my first sister, but actually those days I was not chasing girls or doing something silly, I occupied myself by reading. I can boast of reading about 20 novels in my lifetime and I know it is few compared to the library of books others have read. Ranging from the action filled Robert Ludlum to Mafia by Mario Puzo to law by John Grisham, God bless Sydney Sheldon and may his soul rest in peace, I can't believe I almost finished all his collection about 4 left I really need to get back to reading :).

The book I love the most is "If Tomorrow Comes" I can read that book again and again it was written by Sydney Sheldon. I can't really remember a lot about it but it was BaD trust me, in case you have not read it holla I would personally get a copy for you. It was about a young lady who was set up and taken to prison, she planned her very own escape just like scofield of prison-break sorry to break your heart she never got to escape but was freed I think, I just hope I am right.

The suspense was mad, she was out for vengeance to get the people that threw her into jail. She became a con-artist from washing of real dollar bill notes to playing chess with the two best in the world at the same time to stealing of precious stones from I think the museum I do not want to lie. There was this cop that was on her trail he chased her from half of the book to the very last page. The last scene as I played it in my head while I read was about money or she stole from a bank, just imagine the movie "Italian Job" that was how it was. I don't think there is any point writing about this book again I need my copy :| #thatisall

I just hope someday I get my reading mojo back, I miss the good old days :(. Year 11 days in hi-school were fun, I read newspapers, mags, dictionaries I wonder what went wrong. It is well with my soul.

Regards,
Ehi Egbele
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Day2- Something I Feel Strongly About

I parked on the gutter instead of on the road, I have no idea why I did that. It was time to leave, Joel the tailor told me to be careful that I didn't park the car well. I replied don't bother yourself I am the best driver I know in time....this is all I remember because it was only a dream.

This morning everything just went wrong, if I had turned back when trying to reverse I might have avoided it, if I didn't go back to lock the door I might have avoided it, if she didn't ask for help with the children's drinks I might have avoided it, if I listened to my instincts and not agreed to drive us to church I might have avoided it, if I didn't have to change my shirt I might have avoided it, if I slept earlier than 2am I might have avoided it....Ehi!!!! *in Ose's voice* are you blind didn't you see the gate, I hit my brakes but it was too late my very own first accident in my house since 2005. My whole back bumper was out 0_0.

We were able to fix it up after 20minutes of hustling and still get to church in time. If only my mind was on the service, things might have been better off, my mind was on my car the fixing and all. We set out to ogudu, top speed forgetting my bumper wasn't too good. I guess you know what happened next my bumper flew out hanging and dragging on the road. We had to park and attach it back. Its in a bad shape now, it has been screwed up by Atiku my mechanic but needs to be sprayed. Daddy would be back by midweek and the car has to be in good shape.

This was not meant to be my post for the day but at the moment this is what I feel strongly about :|
Regards,
Ehi Egbele
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Day1- Five Ways To Win My Heart

*clapping hands* you are all welcome to my very own #30DayChallenge. In as much as I am not in the mood to write a promise is a promise. I wish I heeded to my inner man when I got up by cock crow this morning to drop this post, no stubborn me wanted a latter time now my ex has added to my frustration by going two goals down. Anyway Wenger will sought his problems.

I am very much scared of this topic because I don't know who is going to read it, my future wife may just stubble on it someday but we r who we are so here it goes.

1. Looks
2. Sense of Humour
3. Easy going
4. Endurance
5. Appreciation

Looks
I guess everybody loves a good looking girl or lady. M the worst at describing people but trust me that gorgeous look, that smile, awwww m actually blushing seeing her face deep down in my mind. Anyway she has to be fresh and I mean fresh, all that figure 8 ish doesn't really bother but she shouldn't be fat oo just normal not to big someone that can fit my size as a skinny dude. I have fallen for so many girls but they have really never gotten to my heart cause one wrong move turns me off n makes me lose interest yes your allowed to call me almost perfect at this moment. This one is becoming to long unto the next...

Sense of humour
Asin seriously, I don't think I am a clown sometimes I just say whatever comes to my brain without processing and I hear or read a buhahahahahahah while my face is like huh?! Or :|. To get to my heart your sense of humour has to be reasonable like when I say laugh you must laugh just kidding all I want is for a reasonable conversation. I can't be talking to you and you would be looking at me like a muhu trust me I don't know the meaning of that word. I hate dull girls, I know I am a talkative and I overshadow those I have conversations with but really when its time to listen I do.

Easy Going
I hate complications, secrets and the likes. What is worth doing is worth doing well, you just need to be easy going. Yes she is allowed to form hawt babe if she is really worth it. But don't go forming when you don't even have up to half of what it takes.

Endurance
I know myself rite, I have a lot of bullshit, sometimes my brain sparks and my alter ego resurrects and hmmmmm buyaga I evolve. So if you can tolerate and endure that till your last breath then my heart is solely yours. I am not scaring or driving future prospects away m not that mean I just have my bad days and when those days come you would know cause I wouldn't just be in anybody's mood.

Appreciation
I am really going to misyarn here cause I am tired of typing. For goodness sakes its almost midnight and I am still up. Okay here it goes you have to appreciate me for who I am ehrmmm okay let me describe myself I am an ugly lanky boy who just talks too much.....yes I just said that :| and I mean it so if you don't like me that way well we are about 6billion people on the surface of the earth I can always move on to the next feminine specie.

I hope I get myself together in the cause of this...time will tell don't forget stay tuned for the remaining 29, a lot of shocking and exciting topics you don't want to miss.
Regards,
Ehi Egbele
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30 day Writing Challenge

I don't even know where to start from but a hundred and two days away wasn't easy. I missed you all and I have a few reasons for leaving without notice. Trust me laziness is a female dog (figure that out), I have not been busy let me blame my lack of posts on my shyness, I became shy to write, Ehi please be serious!!! That's Reme my alter ego talking to me, we just met a few months back don't worry that story is for another day.

So much has happened in my life, don't worry I can't jump from a moving bus to another yet so the stories are piled up somewhere for future posts let's just say I was on a Mission-get-faT I can't even boast of adding 3pounds ooops 3kg to my skinny body. Enough of the beating around the bush, she explained to me that I was on a "writer's block" it means not having the urge or passion to write, lack of motivation, please google it for clarification.

I hope I am back for good but I need my mojo back yes I said it. I have been reading a lot of blogs and I came across a 30-day challenge. Let me explain quickly my bed is whispering my name already, 30 topics that will run through 30 days meaning you are stuck with me for the next 30 days trust me some days are going to be damn boring, and I didn't pick the topics mind you, she did!! I have to procrastinate again I hope to start on saturday the 20th by Gods grace.

A big thank you to all those who kept checking and encouraging me to write again despite the negative answers like remsville.blogspot is dead from me. Without you this would have stopped existing....okay enough of the thank you speech am off see you soon. *yawns*

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*whew*

This journey get as e be. I am under intense stress atm, I have rained so many curses on God knows who, of course this useless traffic. I have been in it for the past four hours. You think you have been in traffic before, hold it *dont mention 3rd mainland traffic or ajah traffic* I can slap you from here if you try it. When I mean dead I mean dead.

This is the worst road trip I have encountered since the late 80's I was conceived. I have managed to be in a couple of road trips and trust me its fun depending on your movement. I have travelled in a military convoy from gidi to abuja, it was fun, at least my old man was there. Hehehe military men have an insane side, they beat up a cab driver all because he almost brushed one of the cars, in fact remaining small na to handcuff him and carry to somewhere that wouldn't have been funny. I have travelled from gidi to ife in a chevron convoy 80km/hr too much swag.

Movement occurs after every 20minutes about 7phases of intense traffic with so many trailers on the gullified road. Benin-Ore road is really in a state of macabre dance take a trip and you may hate your life forever, its really that bad. Slowly and surely we shall get there, I am really in need of ice-block to calm this head-ache but I cannot trust anyone on this road again. An elderly woman just sold Hob Nobs to me that had expired some years ago *i am not in the mood of swearing for her* trust me no one messes with a benin boy. This traffic seems un-ending, time to take a bow, ma second battery is almost gone.

Finally I can see "welcome to igbenedion university" I am irritated but I thank God for bringing me this far, and also etisalat for delivering ma pings and messages in real time!!!
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Na so we see aM

OMG!!! This silly alarm never seizes to frustrate me. I wonder why sometimes it just always remembers to disturb a hard earned dream. I am so weak and weary, my body hurts me everyday all because I wanted a bigger bed, I dismantled my bed frame and now sleep on the floor *shaking my hed*. Anyway that is not why we are here, memories of yesterday keep flashing back not just because of the most useless film "Sucker Punch" that I saw but because I was with her. I looked her in her eyes and my mind travelled back to that very Tuesday in June 2010, the day we first met under the rain, heheheh "tongue out" that story is for the future when we get married *ilike to whyne myself sha" dreams come true jare but the truth is there are some people you will forever have a soft spot for.

It seems too early for all these, people jogging, people hustling, people already arguing with conductor for change, people hawking haba!!! Las gidi I will miss you there is never a place like home. Enroute Edo state :| I am not really prepared for this, I hate changing my environment, I don't mean changing like going to NY or ATL I mean inter-state travelling within Naija, I even hate going to Abuja irrespective of my parents giving me a royal treatment I am fine and love my hood. If I stand my ground and say Reme aint going to Edo all those pep talks about me being a man and some day I will go back to the village and settle down, I am not interested in such traditional ish!!! If I have my way and I pray I do have it nothing like trad wedding #notime if you like hate me I am just being me we live in the jet age.

What's on my mind?! So much is there, trying to have a sneak peak of the future, trust me it hurts ma brain cells, lets just leave it at its going to be a mystery. Engr Reme that's the name on the wedding program, I am one of the grooms men chai!!! Never done such never imagined doing it. I believe it took more than jazz for me to agree to be part of this wedding. We all try something new once in our lives. I will get back to this we have barely even started this God knows how many hours journey and my phone battery has 3.5 bars of life *angry smiley I h8 this damn fone*. Stretches and cracks knuckles, hold on tight I will be back in a few....
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