Thursday, August 25, 2011

Day6 - My views on MainStream Music

Mainstream is generally the common current thought of the majority. Mainstream music denotes music that is familiar and unthreatening to the masses....(Wiki helped with this)

I am the wrongest person to ask about music I would get the grade after F9 if I was to take a test on it. I started listening to music in my 1st year of the university(2006) thanks to my roomie and closest friend who flooded my head with different rock songs especially coldplay.

For me any kind of music goes mainstream or no mainstream but it is funny how a song comes out no matter how useless the contents it spreads like wild fire and becomes a hit-track ie Oliver by Dbanj. I have no problem with mainstream music as far as it is accepted by the society. Let's try and break it down, a song is released and it doesn't to make sense but all the stations on the radio keep playing it, all the clubs you go you hear it, its almost impossible for you not to whistle it or try to sing it after hearing it over and over again.

Let me use myself as an example I love Lady Gaga's songs (yes I said it and I am not the anti-christ), the way she sings just gets me going I know I am beginning to sound occultic but to me once I block my ears and hear her ish m in a world of my own, I feel at ease no matter who has hurt me or broken my heart :D

I know I digressed from my topic of the day but I tried naa, who am I to criticise what the public likes. That's it am out of here but before I go I think Nigerians are really doing good stuff in the music industry we are coming up. Shout out to Mo hits, Choc boiz, Tu Baba and the rest you know yourselves.
Regards,
Ehi Egbele
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Wednesday, August 24, 2011

Day5 - Things I Want To Say To An Ex

I kept wishing this day wouldn't come, I mean to blog about this topic because to me its not just right let the past remain history. Damn this my running nose, its making me think of a lot of bullshit.

I have been privileged to be a ladies man *now popping collar* I really wish in my silly mind. I have had more than one girlfriend and only God knows where this post can land me tomorrow so if your one of my ex's and you come across this do not take offence, I am going to try my best not to be too particular about anybody so here it goes:

In Reme mode *Reme is my alter ego* each and everyone of you can come and kiss my black hairy a** I don't give two about any of you, that's life for you it sucks so badly, you got me used and dumped me like a menstrual rag may you not find a husband better than me. x__+

Let's rewind and imagine Reme never existed... Now this is Ehi talking. You all taught me how to love and be loved, though we had moments that couldn't last forever it was worthwhile with each and everyone of you. I am the happiest person on earth as we still remain friends. Without you I might still have been in my bubble(a world of my own), shy and stupid, you gave me the courage to walk up to any girl in the world no matter how hawt and speak my mind even though I still jonz and don't make that move.

Our relationship mattered a lot, even when we split and I thought I would never be able to get over each of you and move on God saw me through. Our love moments, our arguing moments they still cross my mind , I am glad that whenever our paths cross I can still be comfortable with you, crack jokes even slap and pull your cheeks as far as your not with a ring on your left hand finger and not with your kids. Its still funny how I picked you all out of the flock of existing girls, its even funnier how I asked you out because believe me that's the hardest part for me.

Time for Ehireme to say his part (Ehireme is the combination of both but very proud). I know when you see me you still have that lil crush is your heart and your mind whispers to you I am proud I dated that young responsible man I wish we could go back in time and correct our errors and live happily ever after. Yimu to all of you.
The End

It wasn't that bad, I feel like shedding tears, didn't know what to write at first but as I started thoughts of each and every one of them kept flooding my mind, I guess they are forever part of me. My prayer for them is that they meet the flesh of their flesh and bone of their bone who is better of than me. The truth about my relationships is that they keep me confined to one woman, but outside relationships I just keep flirting and crushing on different ladies. I am a woman wrapper right?!

Regards,
Ehi Egbele
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Tuesday, August 23, 2011

Day4 - Bullet Your Whole Day

My heart is pacing awkwardly *Reme calm down*. Today was so damn stressful but thank God its almost over. Here it goes:

~Woke up by 4.30am
~Stood up by 5am to read my open heavens but slept back
~woke up again 6am
~had morning devotion with my sister
~had my morning shower
~prepared breakfast for us
~drove to the vulcaniser to change my deflated tyre
~ended up changing tyre by myself
~walked back home to change shirt n wash my face
~got to work very late
~closed from work and had to repair my tyre
~got home quite early
~read blogs (Bella and Lindaikeji)
~answered pings and monitored TL
~cooked my dinner because I didn't want to eat eba and ogbono *ewww*
~ate dinner and read football websites
~washed the dishes and locked up the house
~watched an episode of entourage
~typed my blog
~went back to bed
Regards,
Ehi Egbele
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Monday, August 22, 2011

Day3 - A BooK I Love

I am no longer the reading type. Laziness!! you can't blame me, these days its hard to get home and still have time to read....in my opinion blackberries have ruined the world in a way, each time I get home I have to reply the numerous pings and tweets as a celeb *winks*and that is how time slips away.

I was privileged to go to a good school where we were forced to read a book a week and summarize by weekend. It did not stop there I ended up becoming the library prefect. I used to love novels I think I got it from my first sister, but actually those days I was not chasing girls or doing something silly, I occupied myself by reading. I can boast of reading about 20 novels in my lifetime and I know it is few compared to the library of books others have read. Ranging from the action filled Robert Ludlum to Mafia by Mario Puzo to law by John Grisham, God bless Sydney Sheldon and may his soul rest in peace, I can't believe I almost finished all his collection about 4 left I really need to get back to reading :).

The book I love the most is "If Tomorrow Comes" I can read that book again and again it was written by Sydney Sheldon. I can't really remember a lot about it but it was BaD trust me, in case you have not read it holla I would personally get a copy for you. It was about a young lady who was set up and taken to prison, she planned her very own escape just like scofield of prison-break sorry to break your heart she never got to escape but was freed I think, I just hope I am right.

The suspense was mad, she was out for vengeance to get the people that threw her into jail. She became a con-artist from washing of real dollar bill notes to playing chess with the two best in the world at the same time to stealing of precious stones from I think the museum I do not want to lie. There was this cop that was on her trail he chased her from half of the book to the very last page. The last scene as I played it in my head while I read was about money or she stole from a bank, just imagine the movie "Italian Job" that was how it was. I don't think there is any point writing about this book again I need my copy :| #thatisall

I just hope someday I get my reading mojo back, I miss the good old days :(. Year 11 days in hi-school were fun, I read newspapers, mags, dictionaries I wonder what went wrong. It is well with my soul.


Regards,
Ehi Egbele
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Sunday, August 21, 2011

Day2- Something I Feel Strongly About

I parked on the gutter instead of on the road, I have no idea why I did that. It was time to leave, Joel the tailor told me to be careful that I didn't park the car well. I replied don't bother yourself I am the best driver I know in time....this is all I remember because it was only a dream.

This morning everything just went wrong, if I had turned back when trying to reverse I might have avoided it, if I didn't go back to lock the door I might have avoided it, if she didn't ask for help with the children's drinks I might have avoided it, if I listened to my instincts and not agreed to drive us to church I might have avoided it, if I didn't have to change my shirt I might have avoided it, if I slept earlier than 2am I might have avoided it....Ehi!!!! *in Ose's voice* are you blind didn't you see the gate, I hit my brakes but it was too late my very own first accident in my house since 2005. My whole back bumper was out 0_0.

We were able to fix it up after 20minutes of hustling and still get to church in time. If only my mind was on the service, things might have been better off, my mind was on my car the fixing and all. We set out to ogudu, top speed forgetting my bumper wasn't too good. I guess you know what happened next my bumper flew out hanging and dragging on the road. We had to park and attach it back. Its in a bad shape now, it has been screwed up by Atiku my mechanic but needs to be sprayed. Daddy would be back by midweek and the car has to be in good shape.

This was not meant to be my post for the day but at the moment this is what I feel strongly about :|
Regards,
Ehi Egbele
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Day1- Five Ways To Win My Heart

*clapping hands* you are all welcome to my very own #30DayChallenge. In as much as I am not in the mood to write a promise is a promise. I wish I heeded to my inner man when I got up by cock crow this morning to drop this post, no stubborn me wanted a latter time now my ex has added to my frustration by going two goals down. Anyway Wenger will sought his problems.

I am very much scared of this topic because I don't know who is going to read it, my future wife may just stubble on it someday but we r who we are so here it goes.

1. Looks
2. Sense of Humour
3. Easy going
4. Endurance
5. Appreciation

Looks
I guess everybody loves a good looking girl or lady. M the worst at describing people but trust me that gorgeous look, that smile, awwww m actually blushing seeing her face deep down in my mind. Anyway she has to be fresh and I mean fresh, all that figure 8 ish doesn't really bother but she shouldn't be fat oo just normal not to big someone that can fit my size as a skinny dude. I have fallen for so many girls but they have really never gotten to my heart cause one wrong move turns me off n makes me lose interest yes your allowed to call me almost perfect at this moment. This one is becoming to long unto the next...

Sense of humour
Asin seriously, I don't think I am a clown sometimes I just say whatever comes to my brain without processing and I hear or read a buhahahahahahah while my face is like huh?! Or :|. To get to my heart your sense of humour has to be reasonable like when I say laugh you must laugh just kidding all I want is for a reasonable conversation. I can't be talking to you and you would be looking at me like a muhu trust me I don't know the meaning of that word. I hate dull girls, I know I am a talkative and I overshadow those I have conversations with but really when its time to listen I do.

Easy Going
I hate complications, secrets and the likes. What is worth doing is worth doing well, you just need to be easy going. Yes she is allowed to form hawt babe if she is really worth it. But don't go forming when you don't even have up to half of what it takes.

Endurance
I know myself rite, I have a lot of bullshit, sometimes my brain sparks and my alter ego resurrects and hmmmmm buyaga I evolve. So if you can tolerate and endure that till your last breath then my heart is solely yours. I am not scaring or driving future prospects away m not that mean I just have my bad days and when those days come you would know cause I wouldn't just be in anybody's mood.

Appreciation
I am really going to misyarn here cause I am tired of typing. For goodness sakes its almost midnight and I am still up. Okay here it goes you have to appreciate me for who I am ehrmmm okay let me describe myself I am an ugly lanky boy who just talks too much.....yes I just said that :| and I mean it so if you don't like me that way well we are about 6billion people on the surface of the earth I can always move on to the next feminine specie.

I hope I get myself together in the cause of this...time will tell don't forget stay tuned for the remaining 29, a lot of shocking and exciting topics you don't want to miss.
Regards,
Ehi Egbele
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Wednesday, August 17, 2011

30 day Writing Challenge

I don't even know where to start from but a hundred and two days away wasn't easy. I missed you all and I have a few reasons for leaving without notice. Trust me laziness is a female dog (figure that out), I have not been busy let me blame my lack of posts on my shyness, I became shy to write, Ehi please be serious!!! That's Reme my alter ego talking to me, we just met a few months back don't worry that story is for another day.

So much has happened in my life, don't worry I can't jump from a moving bus to another yet so the stories are piled up somewhere for future posts let's just say I was on a Mission-get-faT I can't even boast of adding 3pounds ooops 3kg to my skinny body. Enough of the beating around the bush, she explained to me that I was on a "writer's block" it means not having the urge or passion to write, lack of motivation, please google it for clarification.

I hope I am back for good but I need my mojo back yes I said it. I have been reading a lot of blogs and I came across a 30-day challenge. Let me explain quickly my bed is whispering my name already, 30 topics that will run through 30 days meaning you are stuck with me for the next 30 days trust me some days are going to be damn boring, and I didn't pick the topics mind you, she did!! I have to procrastinate again I hope to start on saturday the 20th by Gods grace.

A big thank you to all those who kept checking and encouraging me to write again despite the negative answers like remsville.blogspot is dead from me. Without you this would have stopped existing....okay enough of the thank you speech am off see you soon. *yawns*

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