Day5 - Things I Want To Say To An Ex

I kept wishing this day wouldn't come, I mean to blog about this topic because to me its not just right let the past remain history. Damn this my running nose, its making me think of a lot of bullshit.

I have been privileged to be a ladies man *now popping collar* I really wish in my silly mind. I have had more than one girlfriend and only God knows where this post can land me tomorrow so if your one of my ex's and you come across this do not take offence, I am going to try my best not to be too particular about anybody so here it goes:

In Reme mode *Reme is my alter ego* each and everyone of you can come and kiss my black hairy a** I don't give two about any of you, that's life for you it sucks so badly, you got me used and dumped me like a menstrual rag may you not find a husband better than me. x__+

Let's rewind and imagine Reme never existed... Now this is Ehi talking. You all taught me how to love and be loved, though we had moments that couldn't last forever it was worthwhile with each and everyone of you. I am the happiest person on earth as we still remain friends. Without you I might still have been in my bubble(a world of my own), shy and stupid, you gave me the courage to walk up to any girl in the world no matter how hawt and speak my mind even though I still jonz and don't make that move.

Our relationship mattered a lot, even when we split and I thought I would never be able to get over each of you and move on God saw me through. Our love moments, our arguing moments they still cross my mind , I am glad that whenever our paths cross I can still be comfortable with you, crack jokes even slap and pull your cheeks as far as your not with a ring on your left hand finger and not with your kids. Its still funny how I picked you all out of the flock of existing girls, its even funnier how I asked you out because believe me that's the hardest part for me.

Time for Ehireme to say his part (Ehireme is the combination of both but very proud). I know when you see me you still have that lil crush is your heart and your mind whispers to you I am proud I dated that young responsible man I wish we could go back in time and correct our errors and live happily ever after. Yimu to all of you.
The End

It wasn't that bad, I feel like shedding tears, didn't know what to write at first but as I started thoughts of each and every one of them kept flooding my mind, I guess they are forever part of me. My prayer for them is that they meet the flesh of their flesh and bone of their bone who is better of than me. The truth about my relationships is that they keep me confined to one woman, but outside relationships I just keep flirting and crushing on different ladies. I am a woman wrapper right?!

Regards,
Ehi Egbele
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