Day13 - My Opinion About My BODY and How I Feel About It

This 30 day challenge is hard I wouldn't lie, the topics spread across so many aspects of life but what can I do a deal is a deal. This post must continue.

Every morning when I wake up, immediately after easing myself I must take a look at the mirror to make sure my face is still on point. I hate pimples so I try as much as possible not to eat oily and canned foods. It really annoys me when I look at the mirror and my goaty aint grown but at the same time I don't like bumps gotten from shaving so I would rather say I am happy as a hairless man.

I checked my weight today at the hospital and good Lord 60.6kg *whew* I am back in the range of the sixties. I hate the fact that I am a feather weight it boils my heart but the more I try to eat the thinner I become so I have stopped trying. I think I have a major problem with my thin legs x_x, my sisters even call them toothpick legs, so I don't even bother trying to wear shorts even when I wear skinnies oooops my flat ass doesn't help but man has to me in fashion.

I am in love with my girly feet, I just believe guys with big legs shoes just never fit them. There is no shoe I have bought that has never fitted me :| that's a fact and I mostly always find my size :D in case you want to get me a pair of shoes I wear 41.5. I forgot to say I am in love with the shape of my head no matter how small you may think it is. The head is just normal not boxy and not big but the perfect shape. I know I am not a fine boy so I just like being fresh and keep a low cut, taking my hair down every 14 days.

I am thinking hard choi!!! Which other part of my body don't I like ehrmmmm okay that should be it. I am grateful to God for how I look I think I would still come this way in another life same height same shape of head, same face, same shoe size, there is a but I would come with bigger biceps and a well defined 6 pacs :D
Regards,
Ehi Egbele
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Day12 - Five girls whom I find attractive

Is this really the topic?! I wish I could pass, a whole woman wrapper like me,your telling me to limit my crushes to only 5. What rubbish?! *jokes*.Anyway I am so sorry I can't write their names, so initials would do.

1. O.O
She just had to top the list even though I know she doesn't know where to place me in her life. I am just glad she believes in me. I love the way we connect even though sometimes I f**k up and don't live up to expectation. That her smile and soprano voice melts my heart any day any time and till today I still have a crush on her,I only wish #lipssealed, if wishes were really horses fools will ride, abeg I am already letting out too much info.

2. A.N
This female specie has known me the longest out of all my female friends. We have been kinda close since the mid-nineties but she only got to know I liked her sometime in the year 2000. I wonder why I still find her attractive even though she is now adding weight #weirdmuch I know girls don't like being called fat but she is really going to be fat :|.if you doubt look at her cheeks but she is damn pretty. Always forming busy and not having my time sometimes I wonder if she is the 1st to study pharmacy or she is going to be the last.

3. E.V
My cute canadian friend. We have never met but trust me soon, time will tell. She is so attractive even girls that have seen her picture on my phone would agree with me, her dimples are so deep #iblush. I miss our skyping days when I would rush from work just for a conversation, she is a definition of a real babe, down to earth and says things as they seem. She is very much inclined with her edo culture, pidgin speaking and canadian accent, loves sleeping, watching series and eating. Its a pity she has gone AWOL.

4. R.O
I remember our first conversation. That faithful day in GTB customer service when she asked for my challenge x_x I was speechless. Seems God just blessed her with all the qualities, height, face endowment, voice, you can imagine only her. You know I wouldn't carry last now I scoped her name tag and her left hand unfortunately for me she is married. But that didn't stop me I kept going to that bank each and everyday just to look at her face. But as God would have it she was transferred to another branch *sobs* all is well sha so many other fishes in the ocean.

5. R.O
Too bad she is also married but I can't stop shivering anytime she comes into my office or passes me on the corridor. I always let out that smile and give her a warm greeting, she also responds happily making my mind at rest. Saw her desktop background the other day with her baby daughter and husband I didn't know how to vex I was just like :) when the time is right my own cute wifey would come around Amen!!
Regards,
Ehi Egbele
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Day11 - My Family

My family is the best family you can ever be born into #fact. If you like keep yimuing there, its your own problem. We are 7 in number, 4 babes and then myself, evenly sparsed. Two girls before me and two girls after me. It was painful while growing up without a brother but nowadays I tell myself if I had a twin brother I might have slaughtered him cause there can only be one of me *hehehehehe evil laugh*. Anyway the 3 big kids are the ones who really enjoyed childhood, let me put it this way I just believe people who saw the 80's and before are blessed. Nigeria was a better place in the 90's too, the days of amusement park, leisureland and the likes, trust me my footprints were all there.

My Parents
Mr and Mrs U.J Egbele loving set of parents, my dad who is named Jim is a retired naval officer who disciplined us well with his stern ways back in the days, my mum who is named Philo is on the quiet humble side. I remember sometime ago my friend asked me Ehi has your mum ever beaten you in your life....I laughed out loud, she is really that humble and meek but I can't remember her laying a finger on me. My dad just loves shopping or buying things even when he discovers he is buying 2 of the same he still continues, by the way he is the best cook in the house followed by my mum then myself #iwish. I respect my parents so much cause they are always ready to sacrifice their all but what I wonder atimes is the fact that they left me in gidi to be independent and fend for myself.

Biggest Sis
Her name is Otibho. Trust me you didn't get the pronunciation of the name, we have all tried and given up so let's leave it as OT. She doesn't live in Nigeria and I doubt if she is ever coming back she is a B). I remember when we were growing up we always fought for superiority asin first child and first son stuff but we are way over that now. She loves cooking and baking, I think she once went for a maggi kitchen competition but didn't make it to regionals she is that good. Special characteristic is laughing out loud with tears even though things are not that funny :|

Big Sis
Her name is Ose. I call her Mozo please don't ask why, she is my sister not yours. We have grown up together, same schools all throughout and at the moment we live together in gidi. She is never going to read this post cause she doesn't believe in blogs so I am going to say my mind. She annoys me so much that sometimes I wish we could start life again and I would come out from the womb before her *heheheheh* we understand each other now and she can be adorable when she wants to be. Special characteristics is screaming at the top of her voice on me and getting angry easily.

Lil Sis
Her name is Ofure. I call her fuskey, she is fun cause I think she is the closest to me but those were those days things have changed. She is sweet and adorable and always tries her best to take care of her only brother. But when she is not in the mood for anybody she starts her lies "my stomach is paining me" for heaven sakes since the 90's almost a dozen years now her stomach always pains her in the night smh continuously. Special characteristics grumbling like murtley the dog in the cartoon Dastardly and Murtley. She is also always sentimental about every move I make warning me Ehi this Ehi that. *phew*

Baby Sis
Her name is Oseme. I call Semzy :D, this girl used to be so stubborn that it pained me deep in my bone marrow but now we are all grown she has sense not to try a man again. I remember the last time I hit a female which involved me beating 3 of my sisters at the same time, she caused it. She is the smartest kid in our house and almost the luckiest as the baby of the house *hehehehe* I have no brother so I am the luckiest B). I know she would go places and I keep inspiring her. Forgot to include she is the best person to send on errands when fuskey starts her grumblestilskein. Special characteristics: she is just to intelligent damn it I don't know how she does it, I heard she just needs to be in class and without reading she would pass. She is also a sleepaholic once she starts sleeping to awake for devotion is a big problem.

Me
I call myself Reme. Some people call me Ehi some Hehi, some Ehireme(in a melodious way), some Remzy. I guess the blog is about me so I do not need to say much.
Regards,
Ehi Egbele
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Day10 - Put Ur Music Player on Shuffle and Write down the first ten songs

*yawns* sorry about that I am extremely tired, not actually my fault I blame the jobless day I had in the office. These days are so funny I practically do nothing in the office except reading blogs or something not pertaining to work. The end time is here and surely I know God would help me get a job real soon.

I really had to cheat concerning this post because some of the songs I heard while on shuffle are not worth writing them down. So I actually played one of my eight playlists on shuffle and this was the result:

~ Iridescent (Transformers)- Linkin Park
~ I don't wanna care- Lupe Fiasco
~ Rain over me- Pit Bull ft Marc Anthony
~ Written in the stars- Tinie Tempah ft Eric Turner
~ Molowo noni- Samclef, ice prince,D'Prince
~ How to love- Lil Wayne
~ Drop the World- Lil Wayne ft Eminem
~ The show goes on- Lupe Fiasco
~ Cinderella man - Eminem
~ Man Down- Rihanna
Regards,
Ehi Egbele
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Day9 - What I think about EDUCATION

The harder I try the further I am away from my target. I checked my weight today and I have moved from light weight to feather weight :(, while my sisters are eating up I am losing flesh. Today in church I was so restless, the hydrochloric acid in my stomach fed on the walls of my duodenum, my mind constantly couldn't concentrate on the words from the pastor. I have learnt my lesson always try to have 3 square meals a day before sunday service.

Education in the general sense is any act or experience that has a formative effect on the mind, character, or physical ability of an individual. What you are about reading is my own view so if you disagree keep that to yourself.

Education is of very high importance because I believe the elite rule the world. Let's keep it aside that the worlds 2nd richest man dropped out of school, that's a sign of luck or let's just leave it as fate. Today google the top elite men and women of our generation and you would discover they have an educational background. I hate when I see illiterates it weakens my heart and that is Nigeria's main corruption problem, too many dim dumb f**ks in power.

I am too weak to continue this post but I really think Education to a certain point is important. At least just get a school cert, english and understanding the ethics and ethos of life would take you far. I can't even wait to further my education, just some few minutes ago I was discussing with Jim Egbele about furthering my education and he seemed proud of me, countries I didn't even want to apply to he encouraged me because it just seems I am in a tunnel and I am closer to the part with light.

Education is stressful, it goes on and on, knowledge is life long, we all learn everyday. It just seems like we are never going to get to the end but trust me it is highly needed. Rome was not built in a day little by little it becomes harder but when you look at the past you shake your head and say it wasn't that hard. I have tried my possible best not to waste my parents money on me in any way, I owe them a lot that is why I put my almost best in all I do.

Hmmm that reminds me I wasn't born smart *now popping collar* I just remembered the days of carry 27th and 21st out of about 30 in nursery school, I was just a big mumu *smh*. My story changed in primary 1 when I hit my highest position of 3rd by pry 2 I was 1st,1st,1st, by 3 I was 1st 1st 1st, by 4 I was 2nd,2nd,2nd. By 5 I was 1st,2nd,2nd, best graduating student in maths,514/600 in common entrance. By year 7 I was 1st,1st,1st, year 8 2nd,2nd,2nd,God knows if I catch Aime I would slaughter him. It goes on by year 10 I was best in maths again, year 11 best in geography and ended up best graduating geography student again. I know in JAMB I was meant to get about 307 if they didn't cancel my center *yimu*. Anyway that's it started uni on a first class till I slid away from there it was probably not meant for me but I am proud of my CGPA.

I know my haters are out there pondering what's wrong with this proud boy I know your educational background is better but sometimes a man has got to brag. I am not the brightest of students not even in my house my 2 younger sisters especially the youngest I think they stole all the grey matter in my head plus theirs, they are geniuses.

I am tired of typing I am not even in the best of moods cause I 8 2 be an arsenal fan right now.
Regards,
Ehi Egbele
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Day8 - What I ate Today

Its almost 2130hours and I can say today has not been one of the best of my days. I got back late from a vigil last night barely had 4hours of sleep and I was back on my feet doing my weekend cleaning of both my room and the parlour.

Midday struck and I had toasted bread with orange juice as my first meal of the day while I observed the weather, I needed the sun at its peak before setting out to spray my car. I practically spent the whole day at the mechanic's. Etisalat my service provider did not help matters, twitter,bbm,mails nothing was working just me and DJ Bigshoe's mix.

I actually thought the work was a lil job but panel beating and spraying took the whole day before I could blink it was sun down, I had not eaten lunch and I don't do them mama-put. I just saw a girl selling boiled groundnut and I made my fastest move. The work was complete and I was free to go home and eat.

Got home this night and my elder sister was asleep, I don't know if she was observing siesta non of my business. Laziness took control of my body so I did not bother cooking anything. Right now I am seated in my parlour soaking ijebu garri and watching 2010 award winning movie "The Hurt Locker", great stuff I tell you. I know I would sleep and wake up in search of food but all I can say for now is God dey!!
Regards,
Ehi Egbele
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Day7 - Five Pet Peeves

Yipeeee!!!!! Day 7 is here, actually thought I would never make it this far. Anyway no time for side talks straight to business, am about to go in for a movie so its its going to be really short.
Pet peeves 8-| am actually rolling my eyes. I just hope you know the meaning anyway google is always your friend. It actually means specific behaviours of someone close such as a spouse, pet peeves may actually seem acceptable to others.

1. Chimneys
I hate chimneys :|. I call people that smoke chimneys, they disgust the last bit of me. Please don't crucify me yet, for a guy to smoke no wahala, I have many chimneys as ma close friends but when you are a girl and try it that's it I lose my faith in you it is just too irresponsible of you no matter how hawt you are you are off my damn list. By the way I don't smoke, neva tasted one may never taste one :D

2. Tattoos and Piercings
Not as bad as I think they are, in fact I like a few. Its not bad having tattoos or nose piercings or belly button holes or even 4 earring holes. The part I hate is when the tattoos are so razz I mean danfo conductor kinda tattoos that are so irritating then your off my list. Forgot to add if you have 4 earring holes and wear 4 earrings don't even come near me :|

3. Pots
I think its spelt ports or pots. Anyone abeg, you know what I am talking about. When alcohol fills your belly and you now walk like a pregnant man with your front shooting out that's the definition. My friend and I started a research and noticed girls of nowadays don't want to leave the pots for the men even when they are not pregnant. Its disheartening a pretty young lady having pots!!! Like WTH. Try regular sit ups and exercises to keep you in shape, please and leave it for we the men. Don't worry I am too skinny for pots.

4. Too Much asking
I am not your father oo!! Please stop all this buy me this buy me that ahn ahn it is too much my salary is not that big neither are we dating. Before you ask me, let me in my romantic mood make the offer not you pouring it all down on me. I know I am too nice that doesn't mean take advantage of me. Wish I could swear I love down to earth girls. Some of them imagine been on the other side and offer me gifts and all. I respect you cause when you do that I revenge.

5. Punctuality
Don't worry I have leaved with girls all my life, they are never just punctual. I love giving girls an hour extra but come latter than 60mins and it turns me off. Its in their genes to be late *now screaming why?!!!* on sundays my lil sister starts her makeup and we are all going late for sunday school, on weekdays my elder sister starts straightening her hair and I don't get a good parking space at work that day.

Got to get back to my movie the Rise of the planets of apes :D
P.s don't mind the spelling errors.
Regards,
Ehi Egbele
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