Yipeeee!!!!! Day 7 is here, actually thought I would never make it this far. Anyway no time for side talks straight to business, am about to go in for a movie so its its going to be really short.
Pet peeves 8-| am actually rolling my eyes. I just hope you know the meaning anyway google is always your friend. It actually means specific behaviours of someone close such as a spouse, pet peeves may actually seem acceptable to others.
1. Chimneys
I hate chimneys :|. I call people that smoke chimneys, they disgust the last bit of me. Please don't crucify me yet, for a guy to smoke no wahala, I have many chimneys as ma close friends but when you are a girl and try it that's it I lose my faith in you it is just too irresponsible of you no matter how hawt you are you are off my damn list. By the way I don't smoke, neva tasted one may never taste one :D
2. Tattoos and Piercings
Not as bad as I think they are, in fact I like a few. Its not bad having tattoos or nose piercings or belly button holes or even 4 earring holes. The part I hate is when the tattoos are so razz I mean danfo conductor kinda tattoos that are so irritating then your off my list. Forgot to add if you have 4 earring holes and wear 4 earrings don't even come near me :|
3. Pots
I think its spelt ports or pots. Anyone abeg, you know what I am talking about. When alcohol fills your belly and you now walk like a pregnant man with your front shooting out that's the definition. My friend and I started a research and noticed girls of nowadays don't want to leave the pots for the men even when they are not pregnant. Its disheartening a pretty young lady having pots!!! Like WTH. Try regular sit ups and exercises to keep you in shape, please and leave it for we the men. Don't worry I am too skinny for pots.
4. Too Much asking
I am not your father oo!! Please stop all this buy me this buy me that ahn ahn it is too much my salary is not that big neither are we dating. Before you ask me, let me in my romantic mood make the offer not you pouring it all down on me. I know I am too nice that doesn't mean take advantage of me. Wish I could swear I love down to earth girls. Some of them imagine been on the other side and offer me gifts and all. I respect you cause when you do that I revenge.
5. Punctuality
Don't worry I have leaved with girls all my life, they are never just punctual. I love giving girls an hour extra but come latter than 60mins and it turns me off. Its in their genes to be late *now screaming why?!!!* on sundays my lil sister starts her makeup and we are all going late for sunday school, on weekdays my elder sister starts straightening her hair and I don't get a good parking space at work that day.
Got to get back to my movie the Rise of the planets of apes :D
P.s don't mind the spelling errors.
Regards,
Ehi Egbele
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