NoiZ + KidZ

Time flies didn't realize I was really this old till the kids arrived. They keep shouting uncle Ehi if only they knew how much I hate that title or whatever you may call it with a passion, my house has actually never been this noisy except when ma baby sister was born.

My cousins are actually around five to be precise in number, one boy and four girls. The boy makes me feel like having a younger bruv, cause he keeps jumping on me and asking awkward questions, so really this is all what I missed, well its already too late I just have to manage my friends which are brothers to me you all know yourselves.

I planned not making this post long but anyhow it comes you just have to accept me as a talkative. I keep pitying the kids because there is absolutely nothing to do with them, I can't start gisting because it doesn't just feel right to me, I feel awkward, ok if you were in my shoes what will you do? My ps2 console the adaptor is with a friend so no game for the kids and they actually did not bring their ps3 from benin, they thought it was load. The boy keeps begging me come and teach me how to play football, if only he knows the two stories about my legs lol.

The question popped up again uncle ehi what do you do actually? And my answer is I am a trained electrical engr just finished uni with no job, I am always with my phone and I love going out to lots of places, I also dream a lot with some thinking added to it lol imagine telling kids that. I feel so grown up and matured.

The nights are the deadliest of all, because I have to wedge the boy with a pillow and take him to urinate at odd hours of the night, see me see trouble o I don turn nanny ehi, by the way what's the male nanny called?? Imagine on the first night of duty my alarm no sound because I forgot my fone on vibration, thank God he didn't bed wet he was even up by cock crow what a wonderful kid.

I am practically a dad now, they have been disturbing me that they want to go to the cinema, but can I stand them, "toy story 3" and "shrek forever" God will see us through. I vowed never to do kids movie in a cinema, my experiences with herbie fully loaded and kungfu panda is not one to think of again lol small remeboy of yesterday a man has been made of him.

Everything boils down to if I am ready for the future which is now, I don't envy any father o neither do I envy mothers, three kids from my wife and I am done, I can't stand noise it drives me crazy I wonder how my elder sister survives as a teacher in the children church me I fee craze lol patience is the primary virtue involved with kids.

But I must confess I love Squire he is so damn cute I need him under my wings to train him up to be like me...lil Ehi you better start running down to planet earth because daddy needs you.