Camp EDE 6

I don't think I can miss camp EDE only the adventures and the people. I experienced a lot except the food which I m regretting I did not taste,at least I participated in dancing,march past for my platoon, assistant coach for girls volley ball and a whole lot more. I am going to start with wat I will miss buh mind yu no think say I dey shed tears o in fact water no dey ma body to waste.

I will miss the short nites I had due to useless arguments in ma room by Pastor Ify(the pastor in d morning, footballer at noon and drunkard @ nite) Dr Sharpsharp (who claims he is a Dr of pharmacology) all na the same *Pharmacist*. I will miss the hatred for Covenant University students(we wey be underage we no fite aluta) my broda I tire o *in thick edo accent*

I will miss the bathing in the grass, I will miss the morning devotion and citation which the beagle always disturbed (buh see me see trouble beagle competes with devotion) u gats stop wotever ur doin tho. I will miss hearin the name Mr Ohaba Ahaba Oheaba(camp director) I will miss the early morning jogging and the man o war songs (everybody goodmorning ...,ikebe no dey fall...,vero...,who is a corper..., if allowee no dey...) I will miss the morning drills, the parade training. I will miss the RSM's (regimented sergeant major) voice. I will miss Officer Bala ma platoon coordinator, officer lucky, officer Gbenga, Rugged (raise ur fecking legz up), Otondo Soldier Nnamdi the fakest of dem all and most especially Officer Sa'ad the craziest soldier of all, dnt worry until yu meet him jst get posted to Osun yu will feel eegbo in action for early morn morn, in fact all day long.

I will miss all my new friends especially Lois cos shez an Osun corper (she tot me how to dance the fulani dance, she also cooked the food for platoon 3 which won the competition), I will miss Damian the fine boi, Mr Macho for his funny jokes on parade, Adejimi my partner in laughing wen Tolu and Demola were not around. I will miss Yetunde our platoon parade commandant(who always tot we were inferior to her), Dada also who always formed he new all the military stunts. I will miss Seun (miss nysc 1st runner up) for been so cute, I will miss my darling Eno. I will miss Cindy (cinderella for full) lol and Mariya my UNIBEN friends and also Judith in a way (buh she too dey form). I will miss oga bello and jide ma fulani dance partners, I will miss Temi my very own sweet assistant platoon leader and also d platoon leader, I will miss the last friend I made Wunmi from Tai Solarin...e don do jor ma hand dey pain me.

Hmmm I almost forgot mammy, I will miss all the joints I drank and ate, I will miss DJ bigshoe's mix(buh he still dey ma bbm), I will miss Wunmi's spot. In fact I have to end here I will miss or rather I am missing the whole camp EDE life, I must confess it was fun and I don't regret I went to that camp weda I had irritation or not...sometymz a fwesh guy just needs a taste of the other side of life.

God be with us till we meet again, if we ever see. We all came, we saw and we conquered. My prayer for you all is that we all live our dreams IJN *now holding bk tears* I miss yu all ((((((hugz))))))

Ciao fellas What, When and Where nxt ??? Continues with no information held back from my readers. I m wearing my white shorts in memory of EDE!!!