3am this morning I was up, I am sure some of you have concluded that I was up early because I am meant to resume at my place of primary assignment(ppa). Anyway it aint because of that, campEDE has messed up my sleeping cycle (noticed by Dr Osaje), this has happened 2 consecutive nites I hope today is different though. I tweeted all the way till about 6am when I had to wake up my friend Gbenga who came to spend the night over at my place for morning devotion. I was rushed by him to make breakfast + clean the car + shower. I promised him it wouldn't take 5mins from here to Chevron. By 7.56am we left the house and by 8.01am we were there(that's Reme 4 yu a man of his words)
The journey there was fast, unimaginable the roads were full of corp members obeying the clarion call wearing their khakis, orange boots and caps to their ppa (oversabi who send dem message). I hate the clarion call by the way, under the sun and in the rain(nonsense) because of Clarion ma body don discolor lol. The roads also had many rams fatted and ready for slaughter thank God wednesday I go chop meat die.
You go fear all the corpers wey wan work for chevy, anyway everybody gats chop dat oil money before the oil turn to water. We were 20 in number with 8 of us from the same school, 5 out of the 8 my very own course mates. We were all seated in a conference room gettin to know each, you go fear when one guy from leadcity dey ma room for campEDE and I never saw him, the chief of defence staff Air marshal Petirin son dey der sef from Morgan university, as in sm kind bad connections, there was even a babe that was served conflakes imagine I had to leave ma seat to see who she be why dem no serve others, lo and behold she was from my platoon, we stood side by side when marching on parade, trust me nau nah to dey smile commot from der. Our infos were taken down and they promised to get back to us, I wouldn't mind if they don't take me but I have to be in line with God.
A blink and I was in vi, me and waka waka, actually went to get ☎ accessories and drop some corpers off. Oceanic bank is dead please go and remove your money oo, maybe bcos Cecilia is out only God knows. Queued for about 45mins dem no gree give me money after I had seen my balance...I left the bank for them back to the heart of vi "muri okunola" to see a friend. Thank God I carried all my docs o, I dropped my cv in a private firm. PHCN office was my next stop, Alhaji Kabiru no dey office so I had to chill, it was 30mins of hearing rubbish, those staff dnt do nada other than to gossip. Nah single phase card meter make me reach dis side o buhh na church gossip gist I dey hear. I heard enough it was time to flee from sin *backbiting oti poju* on my way home come and see ramming nau, it looked like it was planned, it happened just on the next lane to me in front of my own eyes. A CRV entered a HILUX twice in a geefy, na break failure though, the front bonnet of the CRV was nothing to write home about.
Home again to get my oceanic withdrawal booklet and off to another branch which the same situation reoccured, had to get to customer care to rectify my account, spent one full hour there because I wanted to withdraw thousands...if it were my billions the branch manager will have been fired for keeping me standing, my dear that time is already here oo. I saw another platoon 3 babe again buh as in how far, na them own dis gidi o, uniben babe she had already gotten acceptance letter whereas Ehi never even do medical God dey sha. Chevy baby I was there after like 30mins of traffic, gidi seems to be worse than I left it 3weeks ago. Home again safe and sound, tried hard to ease off the tension of Oceanic and lekki traffic, I had to chat with someone very close to my heart b4 I could get back my normal state.
It was indeed an eventful day for me,just as there is sunrise there is also sun down. The night crawled in slowly dinner was here and mammy was greatly missed not mammy water o mammy market, the thought of what to eat and the strength to cook were not even helping matters. I have lost my cooking mojo, I have lost my voice as in I am pissed off right now why do mondays just have to be like this...anyway I am coming back stronger and better with a cute bass voice *winks* hahaha tkcr fellas.
S/o to my new proof reader Alidebs I am more than grateful and also to Eky you are always there when I need you.
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